Tuesday, July 22, 2014

“It’s impossible to stop the flow of reasoning.”- Children Jokes

Funny jokes on in a classrom about MOM by children.
Miss Figpot was giving a lecture on company slogans, advertising and marketing in her fifth grade class.

"Joey," he asked, "which company has the slogan, 'Come fly the friendly skies'?". "United." Joey answered.

"Brenda, can you tell me which company has the slogan, "Don't leave home without it?". Brenda answered the correct credit card company with no difficulty.

"Now Hawk, Tell me which company uses the slogan, 'Just do it'?"

Little Hawk answered, "Mom."

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Monday, July 21, 2014

“No 2 people are perfect, only relationships can be made prefect.”- Marriage Jokes

Very Funny Cartoon Humor Jokes on Perfect Match
A friend asked a gentleman how it is that he never married?

Replied the gentleman, "Well, I guess I just never met the right woman ... I guess I've been looking for the perfect girl."

"Oh, come on now," said the friend, "Surely you have met at least on girl that you wanted to marry."

 "Yes, there was one girl.. once. I guess she was the one perfect girl.

The only perfect girl I really ever met. She was just the right everything.. I really mean that she was the perfect girl for me."

 "Well, why didn't you marry her," asked the friend.

 "She was looking for the perfect man," he said.

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Thursday, July 17, 2014

“Virtualization is the new love as man is tired of getting hurt or cheated.”- Computer Jokes

Funny Cartoon Humor joke on computer love

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