Wednesday, April 23, 2014

"Money if the Reason Behind Most Intelligent Answers."- Miser Jokes

Cartoon, Funny Jokes on Money Intentions

A Scotsman, planning a trip to the Holy Land, was aghast when he found it would cost fifty dollars an hour to rent a boat on the Sea of Galilee.

"Hoot mon," he said, "in Scotland it wouldn’t have been more than $20."

"That might be true," said the travel agent, "but you have to take into account that the Sea of Galilee is water on which our Lord himself walked."

"Well, at $50/hour for a boat," said the Scotsman, "it's no wonder he walked."

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Tuesday, April 22, 2014

"Commitment is still discovering its End."- Waiter Jokes

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Six months after a waiter died, his widow went to see a medium, who promised she would contact the man in the great beyond.

During the séance, the widow was sure she saw her husband standing in the corner, dressed in his waiter's outfit. "Arnold!" she cried. "Come closer and speak to me!"

A ghostly voice drifted from the corner... "I can't. It's not my table."

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Monday, April 21, 2014

"The Biggest weakness ever for everyone is the Beauty of a Women."- Age Jokes

Fat Women Funny Joke, Cartoon
Several women appeared in court, each accusing the others of causing the trouble they were having in the apartment building where they lived.

The women were arguing noisily, even in the courtroom.

The judge, banging his gavel to quiet them, said, "We are going to do this in an orderly manner. I can't listen to all of you at once. I'll hear the oldest first."

The case was dismissed for lack of testimony.

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