Sunday, February 22, 2015

“The secret behind the power of silence is it can never be misquoted.”- Quote, Funny, Cartoon, Joke on real Father

Secret of Silence Funny Comic Images, Cartoons
A family was having dinner on Mother's Day. For some reason the mother was unusually quiet. Finally the husband asked what was wrong.

"Nothing," said the woman. Not buying it, he asked again. "Seriously, what's wrong?"

"Do you really want to know? Well, I'll tell you.  I have cooked and cleaned and fed the kids for 15 years and on Mother's Day, you don't even tell me so much as "Thank you."

"Why should I?" he said. "Not once in 15 years have I gotten a Father's Day gift."

"Yes," she said, "but I'm their real mother."

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“You can't change someone who doesn't see an issue in their actions.”- Thoughts, Quotes, Images on Energy

Inspirational Energy Vibe Quote
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Thursday, February 19, 2015

“Silence is the most profitable escape from Truth.”- Jokes, Quotes, Funny, Cartoons on Finance

Truth Funny Comic Images, Cartoons
Paddy bought a donkey from a farmer for £100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. In the morning he drove up and said, ‘Sorry son, but I have some bad news. The donkey’s died.’ Paddy replied, ‘Well just give me my money back then.’ The farmer said, ‘Can’t do that. I’ve already spent it.’...

Paddy said, ‘OK then, just bring me the dead donkey.’ The farmer asked, ‘What are you going to do with him?’ Paddy said, ‘I’m going to raffle him off.’ The farmer said, ‘You can’t raffle a dead donkey!’

Paddy said, ‘Sure I can. Watch me. I just won’t tell anybody he’s dead.’ A month later, the farmer met up with Paddy and asked, ‘What happened with that dead donkey?’ Paddy said, ‘I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at £2 each and made a profit of £998′

The farmer said, ‘Didn’t anyone complain?’ Paddy said, ‘Just the guy who won. So I gave him his £2 back.’ Paddy now works for the Commonwealth Bank as a financial adviser.

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"Starting and Action- Basic and only steps behind any Achievement."- Inspirational Images

Pablo Picasso Thoughts
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"It only yes till you get the business."- Apple Product Jokes, Cartoon

Funny Business Images
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