Tuesday, September 23, 2014

“Beauty Exists in Thinking.”- Joke, Cartoon & Quote on Operation

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Charlott stormed into the eye surgeon's office and went up to the desk.

"Someone stole my wig while I was having surgery yesterday," she complained.

The doctor came out and tried to calm her down.  "I assure you that no one on my staff would have done such a thing," he said.  "Why do you think it was taken here?"

"After the operation, I noticed the wig I was wearing was cheap-looking and ugly."

"I think," explained the surgeon gently, "that means your cataract operation was a success."

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Monday, September 22, 2014

“Great service is a choice.”- Jokes, Cartoons & Quotes on Therapist

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George: "I hea..hea... heard tha...that you can hel...hel...help me".

Speech therapist: "Yes, sure. Ease yourself in the chair, look straight in my eyes, and count slowly till ten".

George: "O...one, t...two, th...th...three, ..... eight, nine, ten. It's wonderful, I don't stammer anymore!"

Speech therapist: "My fee is 300 dollars."

George: "H...h...how mu...mu...much?!"

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Sunday, September 21, 2014

Why Didn't He stop Manufacturing Idiots Yet?

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Why does Bad have the tendency to Spread more than Good? Without Idiots the World would Lack Entertainment.

Friday, September 19, 2014

“Progress has its stepping stones.”- Jokes, Cartoons & Quotes on Success

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After meeting with the boss, the head salesperson mustered the troops.

"People," he said, "I've just been informed that we're going to be having a fire sale."

"A fire sale?" spoke up one agent. "But we sell insurance."

"I said a fire sale, and I meant it," he replied rather coldly. "Anyone who doesn't make a sale gets fired."

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