Tuesday, March 31, 2015
Monday, March 30, 2015
Two women were comparing notes on the difficulties of running a small business.
"I started a new practice last year," the first said. "I insist that each of my employees take at least a week off every three months."
"Why in the world would you do that?" the other asked.
She responded, "It's the best way I know of to learn which ones I can do without."
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Sunday, March 29, 2015
The wise old Mother Superior from county Tipperary was dying. The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her comfortable. They gave her some warm milk to drink, but she refused it.
Then one nun took the glass back to the kitchen. Remembering a bottle of Irish whiskey they had received as a gift the previous Christmas, she opened and poured a generous amount into the warm milk. When she walked back at Mother Superior's bed, she held the glass to her lips. Mother drank a little, then a little more. Before they knew it, she had drunk the whole glass down to the last drop.
Mother," the nuns asked with earnest, "Please give us some wisdom before you die."
She raised herself up in bed with a pious look on her face and said ...Don't sell that cow.
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