“With all the years of struggle we are creating a unknown wonderful hell around us.”

"Confidence on success of your struggle is the most crucial attitude."

A kindergarten teacher was walking around the classroom observing the students while they were drawing.  Stopping at the desk of one little girl was working hard on her drawing; the teacher asked what she was drawing. 

The girl replied, “I’m drawing God.”

The teacher paused and said, “But no one knows what God looks like.”

The girl replied, “They will in a minute.”

"There is no higher virtue than forgiveness"

A man is sitting at the bar in his local tavern, furiously imbibing shots of whiskey. One of his friends happens to come into the bar and sees him. "Lou," says the shocked friend, "what are you doing? I've known you for over fifteen years and I've never seen you take a drink before. What's going on?"

Without even taking his eyes off his newly filled shot glass, the man replies, "My wife just ran off with my best friend." He then throws back another shot of whisky in one gulp.

"But," says the other man, "I'm your best friend!"

The man turns to his friend, looks at him through bloodshot eyes, smiles, and then slurs, "Not anymore! He is!"

“A man’s work is from sun to sun, but a Mother’s work is never done.”

“A man came home from work and found his 3 children outside, still in their pyjamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn around garden. The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house and no sign of the dog,
walking in the door, he found..an even bigger mess.

A lamp had been knocked over; the throw rug was against one wall, In the front room the TV was on loudly with the cartoon channel, the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing.
 

In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door. He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife.

He was worried she might be ill, or that something serious had happened. He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom door. As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls.

As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in her pyjamas, reading a novel... She looked up at him, smiled and asked how his day went. He looked at her bewildered and asked, 'What happened here today?'
 

She again smiled and answered, 'You know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world do I do all day?... ''Yes," was his incredulous reply..

She answered, 'Well, today I didn't do it.

"Lie and Lust rule human beings."

In a fancy Paris restaurant, there is a magical wish-granting mirror. But it only grants wishes if you tell the truth -- if you lie, you disappear.

One day, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead enter the restaurant and decide to try out the mirror. The brunette goes first.

"I think I'm the smartest woman on earth."
"POOF!" She disappears.

The redhead goes up to try. "I think I'm the prettiest woman on earth."

"POOF!" She disappears.
The blonde goes up.

"I think--"

"POOF!"

"People strive really hard to be close to the ones who are actually far away from them in all aspect."

"Never leave a chance to hit back in the same manner."

A woman went shopping, at cash counter she opened her purse to pay. The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse. She couldn't control his curiosity and asked, "Do you always carry your TV remote with you?" She replied, "No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me for shopping today, so...

The shopkeeper smiles and takes back all the items that the lady had purchased. Shocked at this act, she asks the shopkeeper, what are you doing?"

She said, "Your husband has blocked your credit card."