Wednesday, July 30, 2014

“The biggest advantage of old age is that you don’t need to work for all the satisfactions.”- Elderly Jokes

Very Funny Cartoon Humor Jokes on Old Age Beauty.

An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like a young girl for the night. Surprised, she looks at the ancient man and asks how old he is.

"I'm 90 years old," he says.

"90!" replies the woman. "Don't you realize you've had it?"

"Oh, sorry," says the old man, "how much do I owe you?"

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Tuesday, July 29, 2014

“I never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.”- Money Jokes

Very Funny Cartoon Humor Jokes on Credit Card.
A big, burly man visited the pastor's home and asked to see the minister's wife, who was well known for her charitable impulses. As he addressed her he said in a broken voice, "I'd like to draw your attention to the terrible plight of a poor family in this district. The father is dead, the mother is too ill to work, and the nine children are starving. They are about to be turned out into the cold streets unless someone pays their £400 rent payment.

"How terrible!" exclaimed the preacher's wife. "May I ask who you are?"

The sympathetic visitor wiped his eyes with his handkerchief and sobbed. "I'm the landlord."

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“The Outcomes of marriage are impossible to be hidden.”- Married Jokes

Very Funny Cartoon Humor Jokes on Wife.

Dan: "I'm a man of few words."

Loz: "Yeah, I'm married, too."

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