I have decided that hygiene is in the eye of the beholder. One lunchtime I watched the woman in the sandwich shop spreading butter on my bread, and noticed part of her grubby work shirt was dragging across it.
"Excuse me," I ventured, "your sleeve is in the butter."
"No problem," she reassured me. "I need to wash it anyway."
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