Monday, April 14, 2014

"Everything never happens, it’s always an outcome."- Soldier Jokes

Outcome matters humor cartoon
A soldier was asked to report to headquarters for assignment. The sergeant said: "We have a critical shortage of typists. I'll give you a little test. Type this," he ordered, giving him a pamphlet to copy and a sheet of paper, and pointing to a desk across the room that held a typewriter and an adding machine.

The man, quite reluctant to become a clerk typist, made a point of typing very slowly, and saw to it that his work contained as many errors as possible.

The sergeant gave the typed copy only a brief glance. "That's fine," he said; "Report for
work at 8 tomorrow." "But aren't you going to check the test?" the prospective clerk asked.

The sergeant grinned. "You passed the test," he replied, "when you sat down at the typewriter instead of at the adding machine."

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Sunday, April 13, 2014

"It’s often what you don’t see that matters."- Women Jokes

Men v/s Women haircut Humor Cartoon
I wanted a haircut and phoned a salon early for an appointment but was told customers were taken on a walk-in basis only.

On Saturday I got there by 9 am and there were already ten people waiting. I drove to another salon, but it was booked solid. Still another had no openings.

The situation seemed hopeless, so I went home. My husband greeted me at the door. "That was fast," he said cheerfully. "Your hair looks great!"

Thursday, April 10, 2014

"Even Time has no rule over Women."- Marriage Jokes

Joke, Humor Cartoon on wife getting ready.
A man pacing back and forth glanced at his watch and yelled upstairs to his wife, "Honey, are you ready yet?"

Shouting back, the woman replies, "For crying out loud, I've been telling you for the last half hour that I'll be ready in a minute!

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