Tuesday, September 2, 2014

“Opportunity Comes in Between Risk & Challenge.”- Jokes on Doctors

Risk in Opportunity Very Funny Humor Cartoon Jokes
While visiting a friend who was in the hospital, I noticed several pretty nurses, each of whom was wearing a pin designed to look like an apple.

I asked one nurse what the pin signified.

Nothing," she said with a smile. "It's just to keep the doctors away."

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Monday, September 1, 2014

“It is easier to criticize, but DIFFICULT TO IMPROVE!”- Jokes on Mistake

Cartoon Image on the reasons behind criticising
Once upon a time there was a painter who had just completed his course. He took 3 days and painted beautiful scenery. He wanted people's opinion about his caliber and painting skills.
He put his creation at a busy street-crossing. And just down below a board which read -"I have painted this piece. Since I'm new to this profession I might have committed some mistakes in my strokes etc. Please put a cross wherever you see a mistake."

While he came back in the evening to collect his painting he was completely shattered to see that whole canvass was filled with Xs (crosses) and some people had even written their comments on the painting. Disheartened and broken completely he ran to his master's place and burst into tears.

This young artist was breathing heavily and master heard him saying "I'm useless and if this is what I have learnt to paint I'm not worth becoming a painter. People have rejected me completely. I feel like dying"

Master smiled and suggested "My Son, I will prove that you are a great artist and have learnt flawless painting. Do as I say without questioning it. It WILL work." Young artist reluctantly agreed and two days later early morning he presented a replica of his earlier painting to his master. Master took that gracefully and smiled.

"Come with me." master said. They reached the same street-square early morning and displayed the same painting exactly at the same place. Now master took out another board which read -"Gentlemen, I have painted this piece. Since I'm new to this profession I might have committed some mistakes in my strokes etc. I have put a box with colors and brushes just below. Please do a favor. If you see a mistake, kindly pick up the brush and correct it."

Master and disciple walked back home.

They both visited the place same evening. Young painter was surprised to see that actually there was not a single correction done so far. Next day again they visited and found painting remained untouched. They say the painting was kept there for a month for no correction came in!

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Sunday, August 31, 2014

“People who are guarded are afraid.”- Jokes on Rules

Image Quotes of Albert Eintein on Code of Conduct and Rules
Finally, the situation got so bad that complaints reached Father Murphy, who decided to go out and talk to the teenagers. The priest's appearance was greeted by hoots and catcalls. But he went up to the leader and said.

"Boys, I think there are better places for you to hang out than on God's doorstep." The gang leader defiantly said, "F*ck God." Father Murphy winced. "You're risking God's wrath by breaking His holy laws and taking his name."

The gang leader said, "F*ck God's laws. You name one, I break it. I swear, I f*ck , I steal, I smoke, I shoot people. I'll tell you what. I'm gonna break every single f*cking law the church has ever make."

The priest said, "Do you really mean that?” The gang leader turned to his buddies and said, "Do I ever go back on a promise? Blood oath. I'm gonna break every church law."

"Well," the priest said, "I know of at least one sin you haven't committed." "Yeah? Tell me what it is and I'll do it." Father

Murphy replied, "There's a strict church law against suicide. *So go kill yourself." **
*(Apologies for “F” word)*

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