Thursday, November 27, 2014

“You can only be lost if you have no purpose.”- Quotes, Jokes, Cartoons on Same Dress

Paying taxes purpose funny Cartoon
The mother of a large family was explaining why she dresses her children alike, right down to the youngest baby.

"When we had just four children, I dressed them alike so we wouldn't lose any of them. Now," she added, looking around at her brood of nine, "I dress them alike so we won't pick up any that don't belong to us."

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Wednesday, November 26, 2014

“We always forget that tradition is/was a necessity by requirement.”- Quotes, Jokes, Cartoons on Vietnam War

Mistakes of Tradition funny Cartoon

In the early 60's an American reporter going around pre-war Vietnam was surprised to see a peasant riding a donkey while his wife, loaded down with bundles, trudged several yards behind. Shocked at this lack of chivalry, the American approached the Vietnamese and asked, "Aren't you ashamed to ride this donkey while your poor wife walks behind carrying all those goods?"

"Tradition!" said the Vietnamese, holding up an admonitory finger; "Tradition!"

Came the Vietnam War, and the reporter was back again as a war correspondent of his New York newspaper. Walking along a village road one evening he came across the same peasant he had met a few years earlier. While the man was still riding his donkey, this time his wife walked several yards in front.

"I thought tradition demanded that your wife should be walking behind you," said the American. "Why the change?"

And the Vietnamese replied with a shrug, "Land mines!"

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Tuesday, November 25, 2014

“Good death is its own reward.”- Joke, Cartoon, Quote on Diamond

Security Forces Sacrifice Cartoon
A businessman boarded a plane to find, sitting next to him, an elegant woman wearing the largest, most stunning diamond ring he had ever seen. He asked her about it.

"This is the Masterson diamond," she said. "It is beautiful, but there is a terrible curse that goes with it."

"What's the curse?" the man asked.

"Mr. Masterson."

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