Thursday, October 30, 2014

“Total Frustration can only be satisfied by Destruction.”- Jokes, Cartoons & Quotes on Job Change

The act of Satisfying from Frustration Very Funny Humor Cartoon Jokes

A salesman grew tired of his job, so he decided to give it up and become a policeman. Several months later, he met up with a friend he used to work with.

"So, how are you enjoying your new career?" his friend asked. "Well, the pay is good and the hours aren't that bad," replied the cop.

"The part I like best about it though, is the customer is always wrong."

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Wednesday, October 29, 2014

“Nothing is cheaper than Free.”- Casino Jokes, Cartoons & Quotes

Saving Gas using Goat Very Funny Humor Cartoon Jokes
Ned is down on his luck in Las Vegas. He has gambled away all his money and has to borrow a dime from another gambler just to use the men's room. The stall happens to be open and he uses the dime in a slot machine and hits the jackpot.

He takes his winnings and goes to the blackjack table and turns his small winnings into a million dollars. Wealthy beyond his wildest dreams, Ned goes on the lecture circuit, where he tells his incredible story.

He tells his audiences that he is eternally grateful to his benefactor, and if he ever finds the man he will share his fortune with him. After months of speaking, a man in the audience jumps up and says, "I'm that man. I was the one who gave you the dime."

"You aren't the one I'm looking for. I mean the guy who left the door open!"

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Friday, October 24, 2014

“Money can't buy you happiness, but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.”- Drunk Jokes, Cartoons & Quotes

Anti-Depressants & Cost Very Funny Humor Cartoon Jokes

She said...What do you mean by coming home half drunk?

He said....It's not my fault...I ran out of money.

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