Sunday, November 8, 2009

Very Very Funny Jokes

Cheslyn's teacher sent a note home to his Mother saying, "Cheslyn seems
to be a very bright boy, but spends too much of his time thinking about
girls." The Mother wrote back the next day, "If you find a solution,
please advise. I have the same problem with his Father."


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What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."

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What's the difference between people who pray in church and those who
pray in casinos? The ones in the casinos are serious.

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When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God
doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.

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A little boy went up to his father and asked, "Dad, where did all of my
intelligence come from?" His father replied, "Well, son, you must have
gotten it from your mother, because I still have mine."


Thanks and Regards,
Bharath Kumar Gajula.