Monday, June 14, 2010

“IF YOU CARRY YOUR CHILDHOOD WITH YOU, YOU NEVER BECOME OLDER.”


Teacher: What happened in 1869?

Student: Gandhiji was born.

Teacher: What happened in 1873?

Student: Gandhiji was four years old.


Teacher: What is the full form of maths?

 Student: Mentally affected teachers harassing students


Teacher: Now children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing?

Student: BROTHERLY LOVE



Teacher: Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August?

Student: A holiday



Teacher: 'Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? '

 Johnny: 'Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.'



Teacher: How old is your father.

Sunny: As old as I am.

Teacher: How is it possible?

 Sunny: He became father only after I was born.. (1st Rank)



Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs3/kg...Then, what is my age?

Student: 32 yrs.

Teacher: How do you know?

Student: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.   

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