Saturday, December 11, 2010

“WIT SHOULD BE IRREVOCABLE AS A HAIRCUT.”


Legal Eyesight

Sam, an 80 year-old man, was a witness in a burglary trial.

The defense lawyer asked Sam, "Did you see my client commit this burglary?"

"Yes," said Sam, "I saw him plainly take the goods."

"Sam, this happened at night. Are you sure you saw my client
commit this crime?"

"Yes," replied Sam, "I know I saw him do it."

"Sam listen, you are 80 years old and your eyesight is
probably bad. Just how far can you see at night?"




"I can see the moon. How far is that?"






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