Wednesday, May 30, 2012

"Try changing people through actions for a good motive than words, the second one usually fails."

Baby Sardar with red turban- Jokes.
Each Friday night after work, Santa Singh would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a tandoori chicken and some meat kebabs.  But, all of his neighbors were strict Catholics ... and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating chicken and meat on a Friday.

The delicious aroma from the grilled meats was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their Priest. The Priest came to visit Santa, and suggested that he become a Catholic.  

After several classes and much study, Santa attended Mass  ... and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, “You were born a Sikh, and raised a Sikh, but now, you are a Catholic." Santa’s neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived.  The wonderful aroma of tandoori chicken and meat kebabs filled the neighborhood.  The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors and, as he rushed into Santa's backyard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement.
  
There  stood Santa,  holding a small bottle of holy water which he  carefully sprinkled over the grilling meats and chanted: "Oye, you waz  born a chicken, and you was born a lamb, you was raised a chicken, and  you was raised a lamb  but now yara(dear), you are a potato and tomato"! The priest stood unspoken.