Aussie phones an ambulance because his mate's been hit by a car. Aussie: 'Get an ambulance here quick, he's bleeding from his nose and ears and I think both his legs are broken.'
Operator: 'What is your location sir?' Aussie: 'Outside number 28 Eucalyptus Street.' Operator: 'How do you spell that sir?'
Silence.... (heavy breathing) and after a minute. Operator: 'Are you there sir?' More heavy breathing and another minute later. Operator: 'Sir, can you hear me?
This goes on for another few minutes until.... Operator: 'Sir, please answer me. Can you still hear me?'
Aussie: 'Yes, sorry bout dat... I couldn't spell eucalyptus, so I just dragged him around to number 3 Oak Street.