During a Coffee Break, two men were talking: "My wife asked me to buy ORGANIC vegetables from the market garden" Replied the first man.
"So were you able to find some?" the second man, asked. "Well when I got to the market, I asked the gardener, 'These vegetables are for my wife. Have they been sprayed with any poisonous chemicals?'."
"The gardener said 'No, you'll have to do that yourself.'."