One week before our Anniversary, my wife and I discovered we'd each bought the same gift for each other, The Beatles' Number One CD.
My wife suggested I return mine, but I suggested whoever paid the most for theirs should be the one to deal with the return. After she told me how much she had paid $18.99, I said, "Well I paid only $16.99 so I guess you'll have to return yours."
"How could you get me such a cheap gift?" she asked indignantly.