Tom was riding his motorbike with Peter on the pillion. They came to a red light, and Tom shot right through it. Peter asked him, “Why did you do that?” Tom replied that that’s how his brother drives.
At another red light too, Tom rode straight on. And when asked, said that’s how his brother drives.
Then they came to a green light. Tom slammed the brakes. Peter’s heart nearly stopped as he yelled, “Now why the hell did you do that?”
Tom replied: “You never know, my brother could be coming the other way.”