Monday, October 28, 2013

“Your ugliest nightmare can be used as your strongest weapon.”- Engineer Jokes

Lawyer and Engineer Funny Humor cartoon

    One day, God calls Satan and says with a sneer: “So, how are things in Hell?”

    Satan replies: “Hey, things are going great. We’ve got air
conditioning, flush toilets, and escalators. And there’s no telling
what this engineer is going to come up with next.”

    “What!” God exclaims: “You’ve got an engineer? That’s a mistake — he should never have been sent to Hell… send him to me.”
“Not a chance,” Satan replies: “I like having an engineer on the
staff, and I’m keeping him!”

    God insists: “Send him back or I’ll sue.”
    Satan laughs uproariously and answers: “Yeah, right. And where are you going to get a lawyer?”


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