Thursday, July 31, 2014

“Impossible Exists- Try having a good man in the government.”- Political Jokes

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Once upon a time in the kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the Arch angel found Him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God. "Where have You been?" God took a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look, Michael. Look what I've made!" Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said,

"What is it?" "It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put Life on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance." "Balance??" inquired Michael, still confused. God explained, pointing to different parts of earth. "For example, Northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while Southern Europe is going to be poor.

Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people," God continued pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot while this one will be very cold and covered in ice." The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to the biggest Peninsula on the Planet land mass and said, "What's that one?" "Ah," said God.

"That's India the most glorious place on Earth. There are beautiful beaches, mountains, streams, hills, waterfalls and vineyards. The people from India are going to be very beautiful, handsome, modest, intelligent and humorous and they will be found traveling the world over holding good jobs and doing good things. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking and high-achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace, players of cricket and they shall win world test matches.

“Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then proclaimed, "What about balance, God? You said there would be balance!!!"

God replied wisely, "Just wait until you see the idiots that will run their governments."

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