First guy: "I'm really in the doghouse. I ran afoul of one of those trick questions women ask."
Second guy: "What kind of question?"
First guy: "She asked me if I would still love her when she was old, fat, and ugly."
Second guy: "That's easy. You just say, 'Of course I will.'"
First guy: "Yeah, that's what I meant to say. But what came out was, 'Of course I do.'"