Thursday, December 22, 2016

Jokes on Forgive and Forget

Once upon a time in their marriage, my Dad did something really
stupid. However, from time to time, my mom mentions what he had done.

"Honey," my Dad finally said one day, "why do you keep bringing that up? I thought your policy was 'forgive and forget.'"


"It is," she said. "I just don't want you to forget that I've
forgiven and forgotten."