Sunday, July 24, 2016

Charm is a way of getting the answer yes without asking a clear question.- jokes

We brought our newborn son to the pediatrician for his first checkup.

As he finished, the doctor told us, "You have a cute baby."

Smiling, I said, "I bet you say that to all new parents."

"No," he replied, "just to those whose babies really are good-looking."

"So what do you say to the others?"

"He looks just like you."

Fire with Fire- Funny Quote

fun with quote

Parties are the new festivals in Bangalore.

Never fight with a pig, you both get dirty and the pig likes it.

Intentions are not always the same for similar actions.

No one will believe a fat loss expert who is fat.

Saturday, July 23, 2016

Fun with Money

Any product is as good as the people behind it.

There are only people who talk when necessary and some who talk as necessity.

If it tastes good, Spit it out.

In the end it is the attitude that matters.

Thursday, July 21, 2016

Inspirational Feeling

We don't even know who is genuinely asking for help. The real tragedy of humanity

Nothing is really beyond your reach.

There are 2 kinds. One who fulfill help requested at the cost of world and the others who have a reason ready before you ask anything.

Reasoning is a myth in Management.

I think my problem is indecisiveness. Funny Jokes

When I go to casinos, the most ridiculous sign I see is the one that says: "If you have a gambling problem, call 1800-GAMBLER."

So, I call them and say, "I have an ace and a six. The dealer has a seven. What do I do?".

Tuesday, July 19, 2016

We loose our best ones in our worst battles. loosing people quote

relationship sad quotes

Parties are the new festivals in Bangalore.

When you give hope to life it shows you opportunity.

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a villain.

You can only get better. 

Monday, July 18, 2016

Power Can never be Guilty- My Quote

Competition is a sign of Potential.   

Postponing is the biggest enemy of completion.

People reach their destinations, usually loosing the person who fought with them in their worst batter.

Adventure is an inconvenience rightly considered. 

Five quotes for today.

We are made of our Accomplishments.

“If a man says he’s not afraid of dying, he’s either lying, or he’s a Gorkha.” – Field Marshal Sam Manekshaw

I hate it when people start protecting things which were literally created for usage.

Mistakes should motivate you to overcome it.

Good Marketing is good communication.

Don't talk. Perform.

Sunday, July 17, 2016

Sometimes people already know what we are trying to Convey. They just need a Gesture.

Before my daughter went on her first date, I gave her "the talk."

"Sometimes, it's easy to get carried away when you are with a boy," I said. "Remember, a short moment of indiscretion could ruin your life."

"Don't worry," she said. "I don't plan on ruining my life until I get married."

Put Quality into Time.

quotes on parents

Nothing ever grows in a comfort zone.

The main problem with humanity is people are least concerned about people.

A goal without action is just a wish.

You cannot catch a train once it's left.

Character's are common among people, difference is how they use it and when.